Today I....

1.  Woke up at 3 am (child #2), 6 am (husband), and 6:30 am (child #1).
2.  Half slept on the couch till 7:30 am.
3. Cleaned up a mixture of mr. potato head, tinker toys and legos, all in the living room.
4. Mopped the floors.
5. Blowdried child #1's favorite underpants.
6. Broke my blowdryer.
7. Spent a total of 3.5 hours getting children down for naps that they refuse to take together (dang it).
8. Convinced my nudist to put clothing on.  Just kidding.  That will never happen. "NO PANTS TODAY!"
9.  Retrieved a quarter from almost being swallowed.
10. Put a collection of stickers over a hole on the ceiling because it looked like a spider, or monster, and caused Mitchell to plunge into hysterics.
11. Completed 2 loads of laundry, and dusted, setting the local record for the most cleaning in one day.
12. Watched (it was the slow motion kind of watching) as Mitchell, the incredible hulk, picked up his toys box, and threw it upside now.
13. Crawled in bed and refused to move until Mike gets home.  You can take it from here, honey.